Who do I buy "Tales from the Black Meadow" for?

Hello!

A few days to go before you'll have bought your online pressies. So may I recommend this for one of the following people. You are bound to know one of them... You can buy it here...

A northerner
A southerner who hankers for the north
A meteorologist
A fog collector
A child of mist
An inhabitant of a remote village
A museum curator
A storyteller
A rambler
A wizard
A dreamer
A collector of fairy tales
A goth
A priest
A milkmaid
A mythogeographer
A librarian
An owner of a black Labrador
A coalman
A pumpkin king
An artist
A witch
A horror junkie
A surly teenager
A bookshop proprietor
A folklorist
A ghost hunter
A ghost
A short story lover
A port drinker
A meadow hag
A sitter in front of the fire
A vampire
A lover of the macabre
A monochrome enthusiast